She got a towel and put in ice from the refrigerator.

So I get to work this morning, open my e-mail, and discover a long and hilarious missive from a colleague, in which she proceeds to absolutely rip into me regarding all of the things that make me a total bitch to work with. She totally ripped me a new one. It was all, “You’re this, and you’re that, and you do this, and you do that, and you screw me up and you screw me down, and everything sucks and it’s ALL YOUR FAULT.”

And it was hilarious, because she was totally joking and meant it to be funny.

So I called her, and we had a good laugh. Nice way to start the morning, I have to say.

But as I sit here now, re-reading her raucous little diatribe, I realize that everything she says is, in fact...true.

Damn. I’m an ass.