Heirlooms, a loon.

Always good for a laugh, here’s a brief account of another recent interaction with my family:

So my mom, dad, sister-in-law, and I are gathered together in the kitchen, when my overly dramatic (as usual) brother makes his entrance amid a chorus of puking and retching sounds.

“Jesus, what the hell’s the matter with you?” I ask. (I should have known better.)

“Oh, that always happens to me when I suck dick,” he replies matter-of-factly.

I stare at him blankly for a second.

“Huh,” I say. “I’ve never really had that problem.”

And my parents put their heads in their hands, as my brother fights to retch through his laughter.