Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks!
For your rainy Friday enjoyment, here is a little ditty I made up on my way to work this morning, sung to the tune of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame":
This "Fashion District" can suck myKisses.
dick and chew on my balls;
The sidewalks are narrow,
the crowds are thick.
Did I mention the people are pricks?
The construction sites are just nightmares—
the streets, de-milit’rized zones;
And let’s not forget all the sad
Project Runway clones!
posted by P/O at 9/15/2006 11:32:00 AM
4 Comments:
I f*cking love it! I totally agree with you. Though something about small asian men trying to run you over with giant rolling racks of tacky ass clothes would have been good, but probably wouldn't have fit.
lol funny shit right there. I don't even live there but I can nly imgaine!
Heh. What were you doing there? Trying to buy an Emmett McCarthy original, I'll wager.
sadly, i work there.
and raven, those guys desrve a song of their own. care to give it a whirl?
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